A weird thing happened today. I got totally hungry. Had the opportunity to eat something that really wasn't that unhealthy, and my mind started playing Jedi mind tricks with me. Here's a snippet of what I had to deal with today:
Me: Hey! I have half a pop-tart in my desk drawer. If I eat that now then I'll be less hungry at dinner and won't inhale my food in five minutes. And it's only 5 points. Not too shabby. (Mouth starts salivating - stomach lets out a huge gurgle)
Obi-Wan: A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.
Me: But.....why does it matter if I eat 5 points now or 5 points later? You're not making any sense.
Obi-Wan: You can have results or excuses. Not both.
Me: So if I eat this pop-tart, I won't be able to lose weight? That's dumb. A calorie is a calorie.
Obi (we're on a nick-name basis now): Suck it up now so you can suck it in later.
Me: I hate you.
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